HAVANA - Justice was swift and deadly for Alfredo Castaneda, a dishwasher in the palace of Fidel Castro, after he was caught urinating on the Cuban dictator's food
" A kitchen supervisor walked in and found the man defiling El Jafe's hamburger dinner" a palace spokesman said.
The culprit immediately ran from the kitchen through a rear door and escaped outnthe back"
When informed of the stomach turning prank, an enraged Castro sent troops to search for Castanedas
Less thatn an hour later, a soldier spotted the 30 year old man on a street 2 miles from the palace and put 3 bullets into his brain.
Th young soldier will no doubt receive a medal for his heroic service to El Jafe" the palace spokesman said.
 
 

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